Heard around the house:
MOM! MARCO DIDN'T MOVE AT ALL LAST NIGHT. I DON'T THINK HE WENT TO THE NORTH POLE. HOW IS SANTA GOING TO KNOW THAT WE ARE BEING GOOD?
{crap} Oh. Well, maybe he was just really comfortable and came back to the same spot.
BUT, MOM. IT LOOKS LIKE HE IS GOING TO FALL OVER.
* * *
DAD! Marco's in my room!
Wow. I wonder why he went in there?
I don't know!
Maybe Santa would want to know that your room is really messy?
Yeah, it is!
It's not good to have a room that messy.
No, we're naughty.
And do you know what happens to naughty kids?
Santa makes a list.
What else.
He checks it twice.
What else.
He sees who's naughty and nice.
Greta, clean your room.
* * *
My friend Adrian doesn't believe in Santa. He thinks it's his Mom.
Hmm. What do you think about that?
It's crazy. Why would his Mom want to spend her money on more gifts?
* * *
New York photos coming soon . . .
MOM! MARCO DIDN'T MOVE AT ALL LAST NIGHT. I DON'T THINK HE WENT TO THE NORTH POLE. HOW IS SANTA GOING TO KNOW THAT WE ARE BEING GOOD?
{crap} Oh. Well, maybe he was just really comfortable and came back to the same spot.
BUT, MOM. IT LOOKS LIKE HE IS GOING TO FALL OVER.
* * *
DAD! Marco's in my room!
Wow. I wonder why he went in there?
I don't know!
Maybe Santa would want to know that your room is really messy?
Yeah, it is!
It's not good to have a room that messy.
No, we're naughty.
And do you know what happens to naughty kids?
Santa makes a list.
What else.
He checks it twice.
What else.
He sees who's naughty and nice.
Greta, clean your room.
* * *
My friend Adrian doesn't believe in Santa. He thinks it's his Mom.
Hmm. What do you think about that?
It's crazy. Why would his Mom want to spend her money on more gifts?
* * *
New York photos coming soon . . .
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